Anniversary Gifts - Grandma - Misconception - Roleplay
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hey hey um you want some dinner you can
sit down you know some stuff I just
didn't Oh who's up yet really well I was
gonna ask you something what's it well
you know I I know we just now started
making money with my jobs and I provide
shouldn't be wasting money or anything
but it is our anniversary and I'm just
saying like I was gonna surprise you
with something oh what's that but since
you ruined my surprise here you know
it's a necklace that's beautiful it's
kind of like the one you used to wear
when we first met that really dorky
necklace I always said don't you were in
embarrassment don't I don't want to ruin
that I've been trying to work away from
that for years now do you like it I do
it's amazing I had to hand make it
though because I don't really have much
money through the supplies but I that's
so cool that makes it even better though
it looks like you're good you know at
least okay I'll I'll try it on it looks
good
looks just dorky as it did back then
thank you no I am a dork but I'm your
dork so that makes everything that is
all the difference so how about we do
something special you know like we could
go I mean you know I understand we have
limitations we've got the trouble with
Clifford we've got kids we got a watch
but we could at least go somewhere
really close I don't know we could do
you want to go out for something yeah
actually sounds really fun we could go
get dinner we could just hang out we
could
I like that idea well the kids just went
to bed now after dinner so they'll
probably be sleeping for a long time I
don't think they would have any trouble
if we left yeah forever just well I'm
sure they're ours they'll be sleeping
they sleep like a rock after the
macaroni I swear that's really true so
do you not want me to heat up our dinner
you want to go out to get something oh
yeah that is I mean I was planning on
doing this around but you you know I
mean you know we get even heat it up and
just sit on the board to talk I mean
come on anything new things romantic
with you you can eat macaroni if you
want some macaroni we can sit on the
porch and eat some I'll heat it up yeah
you know I probably shouldn't be
throwing my life savings away and yeah
we couldn't enjoy things in a cheap you
gain enjoyed things that are very
achieve way that's true you enjoying
your macaroni
you know this macaroni is really good
actually this is not fancy at all it you
know we've gotta keep used to this it
doesn't have to be fancy it just has to
be us in our family and that's all that
matters that's true ray really likes the
macaroni
oh wait that's good thing not so much
just golfer didn't like anything no I
tried giving him milk he doesn't haven't
be seen that kids seem to appreciate a
single thing
he doesn't even drink formula what am I
supposed to do he hasn't eaten in two
days
oh I don't know yeah I know it's gonna
be hard to we'll figure out something we
know what the last thing he ate was you
want to know oh please tell me it was it
do you remember that the dead rat oh
okay kidding he's already crawling
anybody no he's only a few hands old
people like him grow up normally yes you
feast but we can't let them do that
that's we can stop it we can get him to
resist the urge is he can be just like
us I'm sure of it but how is he growing
that fast he doesn't even need milk
anymore
he's only what a few months old that's
no aim how about this if he needs to
feast on meat I'm sure he can eat normal
meat it might get a little expensive if
he tries to feast a lot but I know maybe
we could find something a cheap like
baby he wants spam what are we gonna do
when he's older and doing stuff on his
own you know right now he's totally
under a girl now but once he's running
around the neighborhood who knows what
he's gonna be I don't want to talk about
this okay okay okay it's me youanniversary that's what this is aboutthrow our worries away a guest macaroniit's macaroni meat you macro we need to
throw our worries away and just have fun
yeah I really like this place it's so
pretty it is it actually looks really
nice
especially at night I mean Turner parks
don't usually look so pretty
wow I kind of feel like George also
house with that of it does be yeah I
mean he does so much landscaping for
this place I've never seen a landscaper
it signed himself to its trailer park
like that well maybe he's very attached
maybe is he must be attached to a voice
wait a second he doesn't own it does he
wait George oh that would make sense you
know what maybe he does we didn't even
think to ask her that did we no one else
is sitting out it this night I mean it's
so nice out I'm baby he's so friendly to
us because we're paying him money so
what was the pawn shop like who works
there oh why I only met the little girl
name was Laura I believe um I didn't
meet her family though she said she had
a dad and her mother she said died of
year ago oh that's terrible I wonder
mm-hmm and I also met um the guy back
there his name's Natalie don't laugh
I know he's nice his name was Natalie he
said his name was that dude your name is
Morgan you know you got me there you got
well you know we should do something
when we take a walk that sounds great
all right let's just head off
come on okay I never saw who lived here
and we're probably freaking them out
we're like staring at everyone's turning
probably people don't probably just walk
around that's true I wonder if Natalie
still awake at this time who lives here
this one's a little oh so cute so cute
and little we actually got the biggest
trade the hit didn't we yeah I heard
that someone here did have little kids
like we do but I didn't meet them yet
yeah the only kid I saw was Laura and
she was well I'm gonna say it's
definitely not Natalie and yeah Natalie
he seems like a teen I wonder why he's
on his own I don't know that's weird
maybe it's this place I never noticed
all the water around here whoa whoa
that's crazy I didn't notice this water
ran it by you terrible to drive right
off the end well what should we do I
feel like we should do something I mean
- I did if we're kind of out in the
middle of nowhere I'm really worried
about them I have a crazy idea let's hop
in the car drive for 30 minutes and get
to the city - that sounds amazing there
would be so many things beer come on man
this place is so gorgeous I missed it so
much it is oh my gosh if I was still
really young I'd be like you're more
gorgeous an excuse to try and say it a
good die you're realizing your pickup
lines
I mean okay I always lose I'm teasing
you you're the cutest man it's so pretty
out here look at those flowers and I
always was so envious two people living
in the beautiful colorful apartments
over there I know those looks
I wanted to have one of those so bad we
end the boring gray one I mean it was
like half the price though so we never
did visit that light house though it's
so late we'll get like seriously like a
rest
how are we gonna know we'll get arrested
you've gotta do it now before you regret
decades from now I'm not doing it you're
like why did I never do with that come
on sound like that you're gonna sell
that nickel decades away don't believe
it
you need help over the bush no Morgan
I'm telling you man these are so pretty
I would love to live in one of these one
day maybe maybe someday when Clifford is
manageable we can manage this that would
be so cool I like to believe that will
actually move up the Rings a bit and get
a nice place I think we will I mean
you're working two jobs and don't don't
they really like you there they do
you're working so hard I'm sure you'll
get lots of promotions hopefully I mean
if I could get promotions both jobs that
was really nice and look over there
uh-huh
looks like is that a boat yeah you know
it's we never did be on a boat together
did me know that sounds like a very
cliche love movie or something I feel
like my life is not complete until we do
every cliched look don't look now but
someone is stalking you you mean this
over there yeah he's cute I don't think
she necessarily stock people glad Morgan
we're good look huh over here oh wow
those look beautiful look at that I
didn't know there was such a beach side
little town oh my gosh you could live
here that sheep is following us I swear
it's a perfect one I think so
there's even a boat I have never been
here it's hard to imagine we lived there
for so long but we worked so hard
we never know yes and here's some time
I'm sure we could afford that eventually
you think we would have to take the kids
with us um maybe we'll have great
friends by then that can help there is
no way there is a way
there's no way okay that is one of the
hundreds of things on my list can you
just at least help me complete this list
your list is very long I'll help you
with like what was it cutting your hair
once a month okay Wow can you think do
you think it's open
uh-huh they probably don't want people
going in but I mean that's one of the
cliche things is breaking into something
together Oh top let's do it
finally oh my gosh how many flights of
stairs was that oh it took forever look
how pretty you
you know this is actually a better view
than you could possibly get in one of
those apartments that is so true well
you could just live in a lighthouse
instead that would be pretty cool I
would feel like a fictional character
that doesn't feel like real life doesn't
know it doesn't at all actually I feel
like I'm in one of those random cartoons
yeah well we've been out for about two
hours now
Oh two hours the whole time see
Hey hmm you know how that coffee shop
has free samples yeah we could just go
get free snap balls and pretend you're
getting real coffee you know we could
get free samples and if you ever became
like this legit like awesome mage woman
that could change your appearance then
you go and get more free samples that is
true but I don't think that's going to
happen unless you brought all your
Halloween costumes I I'm calling it now
you're gonna be a crazy weird mage one
day you know you already kind of scared
me a little bit you know I'm no good at
magic you think about it I know I know
you want you know it's in my bag I know
yes
your mom was amazing and I know you keep
you keep you get embarrassed every time
I noticed that you want to any time I
know you use it it's my get embarrassed
but I know a garbage I wish I was better
at it but it's because when you're
trying to live up to you're trying to be
like her rather than trying to start at
where you are and work your way there
yeah you're not gonna be her immediately
you have to take your time I guess
that's true start with something little
like rusty free samples this is not
gonna have it but we could go get
definitely one sample we gotta get down
these stairs now so OH
he's sitting on a parked boat illegal
most likely but that hasn't stopped us
before
well did you front try your free sample
it was actually really good here yeah
you know what I have a question a couple
of different ones of like cookies I have
a question yeah which one of us is Jack
and which one of us is rose right now
you're rose
for sure oh okay I'm pretty sure you fit
that one a little better plus I don't
want you to die at the end no no okay in
that in that case I'm gonna be the one
that dies dude you're never going to die
ever
no no no I think you're never going to
die and I'm gonna definitely be you make
it sound like there's a chance of that I
mean I think we'll both grow old
together yeah
then really think well I mean so far the
whole Clifford thing I mean it's been
going pretty well
nothing Crazy's happened I mean it's
been a few months yeah I mean it's true
it could be worse I mean it gets rid of
the rat infestation sometimes I wonder
if it's bad form or not to eat those
rats yeah good thing it's only happened
once I mean the last one was only um a
mouse not a rat so it was only twice
technically but it's crazy do people
like that not ever get sick from that
sort of thing
I guess so he's he has a stomach of
Steel he doesn't want to eat anything
I don't know sometimes I wonder why like
why do you have to be that way and I
just I don't understand either yes open
the ended sides it's just something that
goes wrong with them and they can't
really
become better I don't think I've never
happened before never I know I know it's
never happened but maybe out of so many
years it never been recorded to be fixed
I don't think it's possible I would like
to believe that there's just never been
parents as good as us and we'll do
better I hope your optimism is true it
will be trusty well that was fun oh my
gosh it's 5:00 a.m. you know despite all
of our limitations we took of I actually
enjoyed that so it was really fun and we
didn't spend anything well it took a
little gas to get there but a little gas
but you know I've been working on it was
really fun though I mean and the
macaroni wasn't as bad as I thought it
would be
could your you always make it really
good you know not okay well we should
probably get to bed
I mean B yeah you have work soon and
it's already 5:00 you're gonna be so
tired man it was worth it it was a lot
of fun yeah if you say so
well why don't you shower first I'll
shower after you all right yeah I think
hopefully they're kind of worried
Clifford may have gotten out
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