Anniversary Gifts

anniversary gifts by Guillermo Gomez
evening husband and wife or sitting at a
candlelit kitchen table exchange
yes happy Anniversary five years who
would have thought the wife opens first
gift handed to her it's a dress
this looks decent Thanks got it at
Goodwill hey wait a minute this is a
size four you know um besides three and
a half do you think I'm fat I don't
think you want me to answer yes I do
want an answer okay calm down look I was
too nervous to ask your size because you
have a habit of taking things like this
the wrong way
how anti here you go she gives him
another gift he unwraps it hey what's
this ends ight the once a day tablet for
natural male enhancement and you gave me
this for our anniversary because let's
just say I sisters cucumbers over
breadstick Oh who's taking things the
wrong way while handing her another goat
here honey why do you take this I think
I will hmm a SnoreStop a real mature
asshole you're very welcome
I just couldn't think of a better way to
say that you make more noise at night
then that guy in our blocker uses the
leaf flu well they have a job and do
keep comfort still cm are you hey what
you don't know about me could fill the
Library of Congress that's not even a
real library it's baking it I think this
one is just right for you handsome
another gift okay let's see coming out
of the closet interesting can I ask you
something
do I look like Harvey Fierstein - you
know you look like Elton John and you
sound like Paul Lynde when we make love
I Steve Lee we call you said I was an
animal in bed yeah a chihuahua are you
know cuz I saved the best for last
hands are non ve'lo she snatched
the envelope and hope is it oh honey I
can't believe it
it's just what I wanted all year divorce
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